PornHub Releases Boob And Butt Data, Showing How Truly Divided Country Is

America, the long debate is over. One side has achieved an historic victory, the other side has been cast away, suffering brutal defeat.
The butts have won.
The research team over at PornHub Insights have launched a study into what people like to watch in their private time.
PornHub’s researchers have some pretty interesting finds, offering a geographic breakdown of people’s innermost digital desires.

This map is ripe for analysis.
A rather interesting version of the electoral college, you can see the harsh divide in our country between boob and butt parties.
The south is firmly butt country. One can only speculate as to the reason for butts being more popular in the southern states as opposed to the more northern reaches of the country.
Prominent boob states like Maine, New Hampshire, Iowa, the Dakotas, and Wyoming, are more rural places, perhaps there exists a corollary between rurality and boob preference, we’ll leave that to the anthropologists.
This is clearly a deeply complicated issue. One that deserves more rumination and analysis.
Let’s dive deeper into the data.

Narrowing down to isolate searches for boobs in America we once again can see more northern states, like Wisconsin and Vermont, are churning out those boob searches.
Wisconsin and Vermont are big dairy states. I’m not saying… I’m just saying.

When isolating for “butt” searches we can see the South and states like New York, California, and Illinois like their butts.
Fascinating stuff here.

The PornHub research squad goes even deeper. Above is the prominence of searches on “pregnant” porn.
Once again you can see more rural areas of the country seem to be into the pregnant thing.
Not sure what to say about that one, but hey we’re not here to judge. What someone does in the privacy of their own wi-fi and IP address is their business.
Now, the data goes beyond just our harshly divided nation and takes a look at the global preference of boobs v. butts.

Folks, what you’re looking at is what we call science.
But we also see that, like our beautiful nation, the planet is just as divided when it comes to boobs and butts.
This stuff really makes you think. How can we bring our country, not to mention our planet, together in the face of such harsh division?
Perhaps more importantly, how do we reach out to the poor souls who watch pregnant porn?
For more information on the general weirdness of the human race and how it relates to pornography, check out the rest of the statistics over at PornHub Insights.
I’m sure Nate Silver and the team at FiveThirtyEight are quaking in their boots over the emergence of this new data-driven rival.